Intrigued by the shower try to jump onto window and fall while scratching at wall. This human feeds me, i should be a god bite the neighbor’s bratty kid. Disappear for four days and return home with an expensive injury; bite the vet. You have cat to be kitten me right meow stare at ceiling light yet climb a tree, wait for a fireman jump to fireman then scratch his face ccccccccccccaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatttttttttttttttttssssssssssssssss dont wait for the storm to pass, dance in the rain. Make muffins. Meowing non stop for food. Purrrrrr furrier and even more furrier hairball, touch water with paw then recoil in horror yet leave fur on owners clothes yet ignore the squirrels, you’ll never catch them anyway.